When did having kids turn into having a liter????

I love my job. I actually really truly do. Its one of those 8-5 gigs. Salary. 401K. And the best part of my day is the part when I am glued to my computer screen. I get really excited when I get to do fun excel functions like V-lookups, Pivot tables, running macros, creating formulas, etc. For my 2009 Plan, I have a goal of becoming proficient in Access.
I wonder where it all went wrong in my life.

*K-Ross